Questions...Questions...Questions

Let me ask you some questions ...:D
1.Why when you say a color a lot does it start to sound really strange?
2.If you keep trying to prove Murphy's law,will something go wrong?
3.If the land is free,why is someone always trying to sell me something?
4.Why do scars never go away?
5.If it is tourist season ,why can't we shoot them?
6.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
7.Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it?
8.Do little angels have car seats in their chariots in heaven?
9.Why aren't there seat belts in buss and taxicabs?
10.If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?
11.Why is an orange an orange ,and a apple not a red?
12.If love is blind ,why is the lingerie so popular?
13.If a cow laughed would milk come out of its nose?
14.Why brown eyes see better in the sun than blue eyes?

Dont hesitate! Please write down your answer :)
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